5. I really gotta replace these undies.
4. Darn this huge penis.
3. If I want us to date for 2 years and have some time together before we have 3 kids, with the last one born before I turn 38... God, I need to meet the love of my life tonight!
2. I'm boycotting sex until she apologizes!
1. I know! I'll write an actual letter explaining how I feel.
And being the man expert I am (ok, NOT!), I immediately thought of about 10 more things that a man would never ever think or say. And if I'm being honest, I think my answers are pretty damn good!! What do ya think? Am I missing anything??
10. Can't we just cuddle a little longer? Pleeeease.
9. Sweet!... Beaches is on TV tonight.
8. Do you think we should have your mom stay with us this summer?
7. Yay, I finally got all my Christmas shopping done... and it's only June!
6. I can't wait to try this all on.
5. Black Friday? I'm game!!
4. Can you believe what Gabby did on Desperate Housewives last night? That bitch!
3. Do I look fat in these?
2. We need to talk.
1. Not tonight.
32 comments:
Great post...True to all...I will have a think about what could you add to it!
Kisses and ohh it made me laugh so much!
Loved this post! I am still laughing!
Lol, this is so funny and true.
OMG I'm dying over this post sweetie! You are too hysterical!!! :)
xoxo
Hilarious! So great! You covered them all. I especially love the Desperate Housewives one. :)
Marcie
Love it! :-)
All so true!
Love the "Beaches is on TV" one. Made me LOL!
So funny...I was actually talking to my little bro's roomie who is 23 on Friday night. He said he wanted to get married in his late 20's so when his kids have kids he won't be too old to enjoy them! I was cracking up.
Hahaha I love this list. And yours !
This reminds me Glamour stopped sending me my magazines for some reason, how annoying. International subscriptions can get pretty complicated ! :(
i love your list - hilarious!
That was too funny!
Thanks for the chuckle! Your lines were funnier than the magazine. xo
p.s. I am having my 1st giveaway if you are interested.
Lol! So clever! I will show it to my hubby, he'll get a kick out of it! XO!
How funny. In the case of my own husband I would have to add this one.
*I should really put this extra money towards a house instead of car parts or a new motorcycle.
Boys. Sheesh.
haha so have you applied to write for Glamour yet? hehe this is too funny :) How about "Here babe let me bring you some dinner while you catch up on your blogging?" haha xo
AH HAA!!! you're good! i think i like your list better.
Hilarious. Too too true. HILARIOUS!!!
I like yours better but you need to add one more..
"I'm sorry, I was wrong"
These are so great and I love the ones you added. Although my bf loves to cuddle, lol. Cute blog, thanks for stopping by mine. Following you now :)
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LOL!!!! LOVE this post!!! So funny and so true!! That reminds me of that song by Kellie Pickler. I always loved that song! :)
I think you did an excellent job!
Yours are the best!!
You covered everything perfectly :)
Have yourself a great weekend.
xo
HAHAHAHAH :o So true..... Female and male brains are different and females are better at commmunication..than men.
Men will be men. nothing to do about it HAHA..
(ans) Thankx!
Btw I love your blog!
HAHA! i love your list, made me smile, thank you :)
hahah this is too funny! Your list IS pretty damn good but I must disagree with #10. My bf is (clearly) a nut and begs for more cuddling on a regular basis. We'll be in the middle of cleaning the house and he'll want to take a break and cuddle. Or we need to get up for work and he'll want to cuddle longer.
loving your ten even more than their five! i'm no expert on guys in general but i'd say those are spot on for my boyfriend. you crack me up!
Wayyy too funny !
So true :)
Ok, Ok, if we take cuddling off the list (as it sounds like men actually do like to cuddle), what do we add instead? Any of these...
Sorry, my fault!
Do you think I'm pretty?
I think we need to make a trip to the Container Store.
Not tonight...Never in a million, zillion years would a man say that!
Wonderful wonderful wonderful. pure genius.
Okay this was a fabulous post, and I laughed my ass off at your add-on. Not tonight!
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