Thursday, May 13, 2010

Glamour List: Men's Minds

So, I was on the bus this morning, on my way to work, and I finished reading my Glamour magazine. Now, usually nothing strikes me as too interesting or too newsworthy in that mag but June's Glamour List was hillarious and oh too true... I just had to share with all of you! The Glamour List is titled "Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind" and the top 5 responses are:
5.  I really gotta replace these undies.
4.  Darn this huge penis.
3.  If I want us to date for 2 years and have some time together before we have 3 kids, with the last one born before I turn 38... God, I need to meet the love of my life tonight!
2.  I'm boycotting sex until she apologizes!
1.  I know! I'll write an actual letter explaining how I feel.


And being the man expert I am (ok, NOT!), I immediately thought of about 10 more things that a man would never ever think or say. And if I'm being honest, I think my answers are pretty damn good!! What do ya think? Am I missing anything??
10. Can't we just cuddle a little longer? Pleeeease.
9.  Sweet!... Beaches is on TV tonight.
8.  Do you think we should have your mom stay with us this summer?
7.  Yay, I finally got all my Christmas shopping done... and it's only June!
6.  I can't wait to try this all on.
5.  Black Friday? I'm game!!
4.  Can you believe what Gabby did on Desperate Housewives last night? That bitch!
3.  Do I look fat in these?
2.  We need to talk.
1.  Not tonight.

32 comments:

Diana Mieczan said...

Great post...True to all...I will have a think about what could you add to it!
Kisses and ohh it made me laugh so much!

Calling_Rhonda said...

Loved this post! I am still laughing!

Andi said...

Lol, this is so funny and true.

THE ALTERNATIVE WIFE said...

OMG I'm dying over this post sweetie! You are too hysterical!!! :)

xoxo

Marcie said...

Hilarious! So great! You covered them all. I especially love the Desperate Housewives one. :)

Marcie

k said...

Love it! :-)

Katie said...

All so true!

Lyndsy said...

Love the "Beaches is on TV" one. Made me LOL!

MCW said...

So funny...I was actually talking to my little bro's roomie who is 23 on Friday night. He said he wanted to get married in his late 20's so when his kids have kids he won't be too old to enjoy them! I was cracking up.

French lover said...

Hahaha I love this list. And yours !
This reminds me Glamour stopped sending me my magazines for some reason, how annoying. International subscriptions can get pretty complicated ! :(

Bridget said...

i love your list - hilarious!

Stephanie @ La Dolce Vita said...

That was too funny!

Debby Lee said...

Thanks for the chuckle! Your lines were funnier than the magazine. xo

p.s. I am having my 1st giveaway if you are interested.

shari @ little blue deer said...

Lol! So clever! I will show it to my hubby, he'll get a kick out of it! XO!

Miz.November said...

How funny. In the case of my own husband I would have to add this one.
*I should really put this extra money towards a house instead of car parts or a new motorcycle.

Boys. Sheesh.

Rhiannon Nicole said...

haha so have you applied to write for Glamour yet? hehe this is too funny :) How about "Here babe let me bring you some dinner while you catch up on your blogging?" haha xo

bananas. said...

AH HAA!!! you're good! i think i like your list better.

SPLENDEROSA said...

Hilarious. Too too true. HILARIOUS!!!

Shay said...

I like yours better but you need to add one more..
"I'm sorry, I was wrong"

Bug said...

These are so great and I love the ones you added. Although my bf loves to cuddle, lol. Cute blog, thanks for stopping by mine. Following you now :)


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Same Sweet Girl: Memoir of a Southern Belle said...

LOL!!!! LOVE this post!!! So funny and so true!! That reminds me of that song by Kellie Pickler. I always loved that song! :)

Jill said...

I think you did an excellent job!

La Dolfina said...

Yours are the best!!
You covered everything perfectly :)
Have yourself a great weekend.
xo

Nikki said...

HAHAHAHAH :o So true..... Female and male brains are different and females are better at commmunication..than men.

Men will be men. nothing to do about it HAHA..

(ans) Thankx!
Btw I love your blog!

Denise Scicluna said...

HAHA! i love your list, made me smile, thank you :)

Daisy said...

hahah this is too funny! Your list IS pretty damn good but I must disagree with #10. My bf is (clearly) a nut and begs for more cuddling on a regular basis. We'll be in the middle of cleaning the house and he'll want to take a break and cuddle. Or we need to get up for work and he'll want to cuddle longer.

Mackenzie {Design Darling} said...

loving your ten even more than their five! i'm no expert on guys in general but i'd say those are spot on for my boyfriend. you crack me up!

Lorena said...

Wayyy too funny !
So true :)

Jen said...

Ok, Ok, if we take cuddling off the list (as it sounds like men actually do like to cuddle), what do we add instead? Any of these...

Sorry, my fault!

Do you think I'm pretty?

I think we need to make a trip to the Container Store.

Nikosmommy said...

Not tonight...Never in a million, zillion years would a man say that!

Catherine said...

Wonderful wonderful wonderful. pure genius.

Bumpkin on a Swing said...

Okay this was a fabulous post, and I laughed my ass off at your add-on. Not tonight!

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