5. I really gotta replace these undies.
4. Darn this huge penis.
3. If I want us to date for 2 years and have some time together before we have 3 kids, with the last one born before I turn 38... God, I need to meet the love of my life tonight!
2. I'm boycotting sex until she apologizes!
1. I know! I'll write an actual letter explaining how I feel.
And being the man expert I am (ok, NOT!), I immediately thought of about 10 more things that a man would never ever think or say. And if I'm being honest, I think my answers are pretty damn good!! What do ya think? Am I missing anything??
10. Can't we just cuddle a little longer? Pleeeease.
9. Sweet!... Beaches is on TV tonight.
8. Do you think we should have your mom stay with us this summer?
7. Yay, I finally got all my Christmas shopping done... and it's only June!
6. I can't wait to try this all on.
5. Black Friday? I'm game!!
4. Can you believe what Gabby did on Desperate Housewives last night? That bitch!
3. Do I look fat in these?
2. We need to talk.
1. Not tonight.