Are you serious?

Ok, I know they think of everything but these new fashion accessories are crazy. Like really crazy! And quite honestly, I think we as a society would be just fine without these! But forget about that, which ones are you going to order?

We know everyone wants gleaming white teeth. Well, the White Teeth Whitening Headset & Kit claims to whiten your teeth without a trip to the dentist. This at-home/at-office bleaching kit combines an LED light to bleach your teeth while the headphones play your favorite music.

This Human Tooth Ring is designed by Australian silversmith Polly van der Glas. They are sterling silver and made with human teeth. Van der Glas makes everything by hand using locally donated and sterilized human teeth. Her Web site shows a variety of styles—including earrings and necklaces—using single and triple sets of teeth.

Hurt yourself and need a bandage? Why not slap some Bacon Bandages on that? There are also bandages that look like bacon and eggs, pickles, toast and cupcakes. The fun die-cut sterile strips work like regular bandages and come in a metal tin. Each tin is $9 for 15 strips.

This Peanut Butter & Jelly Pouch is so convincing people might think you’re stuffing a sandwich in your pocket. The sandwich wallet features a zippered pouch and each half of the sandwich sticks together with a magnetic closure. Retails for $12—far less than some fancy designer wallet, and those don’t even look like sandwiches.

 

All of these items can be found on Bing Shopping and complete descriptions can be found here.