Thursday, July 22, 2010

Are you serious?

Ok, I know they think of everything but these new fashion accessories are crazy. Like really crazy! And quite honestly, I think we as a society would be just fine without these! But forget about that, which ones are you going to order?

We know everyone wants gleaming white teeth. Well, the White Teeth Whitening Headset & Kit claims to whiten your teeth without a trip to the dentist. This at-home/at-office bleaching kit combines an LED light to bleach your teeth while the headphones play your favorite music.


This Human Tooth Ring is designed by Australian silversmith Polly van der Glas. They are sterling silver and made with human teeth. Van der Glas makes everything by hand using locally donated and sterilized human teeth. Her Web site shows a variety of styles—including earrings and necklaces—using single and triple sets of teeth.


Hurt yourself and need a bandage? Why not slap some Bacon Bandages on that? There are also bandages that look like bacon and eggs, pickles, toast and cupcakes. The fun die-cut sterile strips work like regular bandages and come in a metal tin. Each tin is $9 for 15 strips.



This Peanut Butter & Jelly Pouch is so convincing people might think you’re stuffing a sandwich in your pocket. The sandwich wallet features a zippered pouch and each half of the sandwich sticks together with a magnetic closure. Retails for $12—far less than some fancy designer wallet, and those don’t even look like sandwiches.
 

All of these items can be found on Bing Shopping and complete descriptions can be found here.

41 comments:

Ashleigh said...

the teeth creep me out and the bacon bandages, wowza... so many crazy items in the market :)

Miss K said...

So effing weird!! Why the H would you want human teeth (that aren't even your own) for a ring???

Daisy said...

I have the pickle bandaids. in my defense they did NOT cost $9. The tin cost like $3. The teeth are creeping my out. in a good way. probably something the girl in your earlier picture would wear. right? hahah.

Diana Mieczan said...

Hahahha...OMG...That is for sure different....I am not sure about the ring...

Kisses,sweetie and I hope you are having a great day:)

Queen of the Rant said...

OMG those teeth are soo creepy, the only person that should sport that is the tooth fairy! All of it,a pure waste of money!

Kiki said...

OMG - this is absolutely hilarious!!!! This is what the world has come to now!!

XOXO
kiki

Jen said...

I just saw that the bacon bandages contain a free toy... honestly, I'm a little afraid of what that toy may be!!

Krystal said...

i would like to be signed up for the human tooth ring. who wouldn't want this????

Mat said...

hahah these are maddness, that sandwich pouch looks so realistic

Lorena said...

Ok Jen, you got me.
I must confess.. as my Grandmother should have the copy-design right for that teeth ring !
When I was little she would collect my teeth and have them mounted o gold and made into earrings and pendants. REALLY.
HA! I am now wondering where mine are...

Lorena said...

Ok Jen, you got me.
I must confess.. as my Grandmother should have the copy-design right for that teeth ring !
When I was little she would collect my teeth and have them mounted o gold and made into earrings and pendants. REALLY.
HA! I am now wondering where mine are...

Ms. Pink said...

whoa, that tooth ring... ick!!!!

lol

mp
http://www.thepinkandblueblog.com/

The Original Swedish Blonde! said...

the teeth whitening headset if someone was forcing me to order one of them...the other things gross me out a little...."LOL" Maybe it's just my tummy that's upset from eating too many apricots. "LOL"

Marcie said...

Human tooth ring!??!! YUCK! That is so bizarre and gross.

This post made me laugh!

xo Marcie

Couture Carrie said...

Totally silly and fun!
Love this post!

xoxox,
CC

hélène said...

I don't know if you left the comment on my blog months ago or today cause it was on a post from May, but i just got it now for some reason... but thanks so much for having stopped by and for your lovely words :) Love your blog!

xx

christa said...

that tooth ring? like, my stomach dropped and i threw up in my mouth a little. i'm pretty sure every serial killer has one of those he fashioned himself.
sick.

Nikki said...

And all this time I thought Janet Jackson was singing into that thing.

Josie said...

Ummmm. Yuck. That tooth ring is really just weird.
xo Josie
http://winksmilestyle.blogspot.com

Ce qui m'inspire said...

Haha! What an odd collection of things! I love the sandwich wallet, and I think the bacon bandages are pretty funny. I'm skeptical about how well the whitening contraption would work though!

Ce qui m'inspire

jemina said...

HOW cool!!! LOve the bacon bandages!!! xoxo

Krystal said...

your comment was too nice!

mnemonique said...

hahaha! I would like to have the bacon bandage!!! :) The dog would eat it hahaha

Lisa Griffin said...

hahaha hilarious! the teeth ring totally freaks me out but i could go for bacon band aids!
www.indramaticfashion.com

thisgirlbeck said...

wow... I can't even decide which one. they all look so.. so.. great! Maybe the ring with the human teeth. That would be a conversation starter.. lol

thnx for stopping by my blog!

-becky
http://fabulous-junk.blogspot.com

Cara said...

these are all CRAZY!! fun post!
<3

Bradford said...

i can't stop staring at the human tooth ring!

Miz.November said...

Strange, indeed. But I have one question that won't quit. Do you have to smile like that non-stop for the whitening device to work? Otherwise you would just be whitening your lips. Whew! That would wear me out.

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

No... the teeth are so creepy. SO CREEPY! Nightmares! Ack!

Abi-Anne said...

There is no end to these inventions. The sandwich purse looks so edible. The teeth are quite creepy I think.

http://stylebouquet.blogspot.com/

McKenzie said...

Okay, I can't help but laugh. Come on people!!

Corinne said...

OMG! i know someone who has pickle bandages like that and i have seen the bacon ones before. that first contraption is just over the top. i would LOVE to see someone in my office wearing one, omg that would make my year! hahahaha

Kerri said...

ew. ew. ew. the human teeth is so gross to me.

Daisy said...

well, you asked for em. ;) coincidentally, the pickle bandaids made the blog when I bought them!!

http://indulgeinspireimbibe.blogspot.com/2010/03/positively-portsmouth.html

they are towards the middle of that post. feel free to use the picture and link back if you like. xoxo

Sal said...

er...they sound and look pretty rubbish to me. Would people actually buy those??

Indie.Tea said...

LOL @ the bandages and the sandwich-hiding thing. The teeth ring though is weird and creepy, at least for me.

The Original Swedish Blonde! said...

Jen, I was hoping you would have a new post by now. I don't care to look at the adhesive bacon anymore LOL

Wishing you a great weekend!

xoxo

Bella said...

Haha that bag is so cute.

i am in the process of combining my blogs and would love it if you followed my new one too
http://bellagetsreal.blogspot.com/

Lauryn said...

So weird! After my Booty Pop post and this I'm beginning to question people's sanity :)

Jen said...

You guys are all hillarious! Sounds like the teeth are the #1 terrible idea. I don't blame you, I think so too! :-)

Cassie said...

Ummmm...no. Just.no.

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